Hello World!
Okay, I want to talk to you about something that has been on my mind for a few days now: sarcasm. Some of my friends and I literally speak the language of sarcasm! And boy, is it a lovely language!
I’ve cracked up the reasons why I might love sarcasm into a few mentionable ones:
1. To hide bitterness
2. To make shitty things appear less shitty
3. Denial issues
4. It’s fun!
5. It’s an attempt at being ‘optimistic’
6. It’s a more subtle insult, yet more hurtful one
7. A pathetic attempt to get attention?
8. Not being able to handle the reality of the situation
9. Just because (This is a perfectly logical reason, if you must know)
The thing is: some of my peeps can easily distinguish when I’m being serious and when I’m being sarcastic while others are still…meh. Let’s just say that they are still coming to terms with it.
Take for example: My friend Nisreen and I were at this theme park volunteering, and the whole trip was badly planned and unorganized (to be bluntly honest). Nisreen loves being sarcastic almost as much as I do. So, to console ourselves, or better yet: to amuse ourselves we resorted to our little ‘ol friend sarcasm! We made sarcastic jokes and snide comments about everything within our periphery, and everything our imagination could possibly conjure up.
Yes, we were that bad.
And yes, we were that pissed.
Anyho, on a different note, I was talking to my friend the other day. He posted a link on my FB page as a joke, so I replied sarcasticly that I’ll get his paranoia meds tomorrow. That among other jokes.
I’ll admit that maybe I took it a tad to far….
To cut the story short, after that he seriously thought I was mad at him (AS IF, JUST THE THOUGHT MAKES ME LAUGH SOME BODY PART OFF), and he went into apologizing repeatedly.
And now I think he won’t ever talk to me again. I think I lost a friend
So, the conclusion =
- People can’t distinguish when I’m being serious or when I’m being sarcastic which alone can lead to unthinkable catastrophes.
- Someone gets hurt in the process and guess where the blame goes? (That would be me)
So I’m thinking that sarcasm isn’t so cool after all…..
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NAAAAAH! Who am I kidding? Sarcasm is in my blood, it’s my damn oxygen!!
I didn’t intend for this post to be this long, but what can I say? Sarcasm and I share a passionate bond.
- S